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By Justin Racz

We've all had undesirable days: misplaced our keys, damaged a nail, ignored a educate. a few days, even if, are a lot worse than others, as Justin Racz proves during this hilarious new addition to the damage hit Worse Than Yours sequence. accumulating fifty of the main memorable "bad days," this outrageous booklet catalogs every thing from the day-by-day ("First grey hair noticed") to the mythical ("Eve eats apple"), from the general public ("New York urban sanitation strike") to the painfully inner most ("Ricky will get atomic wedgie, 1976"). An encouraged and completely illustrated testomony to schadenfreude, 50 Days Worse than Yours proves that not anything is as common as affliction. no matter if you are a child ("Picked final in gym-again"), a brand new guardian ("Barney invented"), or dealing with down heart age ("AARP card arrives"), you will be guaranteed to locate a few convenience during this riotous compilation of items long gone fallacious. in spite of everything, it can were a lot, a lot worse... Justin Racz is the writer of fifty Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 family members Worse Than...

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46. Rabies Vaccination Day A leisurely car ride spent with your head out the window turns into your worst nightmare when you arrive at the vet and are injected with a needle full of antibodies. The veterinarian might decide to check for worms, and he has really cold hands. Only a few seconds, but it stings like almighty. Dizziness and nausea. But it's nothing a little toilet water can't fix. You won't get "put down" like Old Yeller. A lot of "nice to meet you" derrière sniffing in the vet's waiting area.

Could get interviewed on the local news. The Super Colon—an incredible, inflatable, twenty-foot-long, eight-foot-high replica of a human colon —is an interactive educational tool. Every March, the Super Colon goes on a twenty-city national tour. Admission is free. 23. Broke a Nail All those months forgoing bowling, wasted. Triage includes a silk wrap, Nailtique, nail glue, protein treatments, and cuticle oil. $5 and a prayer that it works. Even if others don't notice, you know you have a fakey.

Though it may be your birthday, it's also Jesus' big day. And you can't go head-to-head with JC. Santa is in the business of delivering Christmas presents, NOT birthday presents. 14. AARP Card Arrives It's the day you learn you're officially old. What's next? The Hip Replacement Newsletter? Social Security kicks in when you're sixty-seven. So what? It's not like there's going to be any left by then. Members get a free subscription to AARP The Magazine. Look, it's Susan Sarandon on the cover, as if to say "See, 50 isn't fatal!

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